Margaret can’t get into heaven after she had the devil’s lollipop at Deny’s today.

Im going to turn you into a lollipop

"Over the last few weeks most of the games I have been reviewing have been good or at least not bad enough to justify what we call in the ghetto 'getting my knickers in a twist'. And since I've just received my modest tax refund, my tension has been slowly rising from not having enough to be angry or miserable about. So thank you Clive Barker, thank you for this opportunity to unwind by calling your game a spunk-flavored lollipop!" - Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw

“Mom, the man stole my lollipop”

“Be quite, I just want to use it to buy some cracks; I know you are a good boy, understand my situation; and I promise you, you will get some cracks when I get back”

Jim : yea my girl started her period yesterday.

Mike: bro forreal?ask her if you can try her A strawberry lollipop.

"Gave that bitch the vinegar lollipop last night"

you want a taste *of the lollipop*
yeah sure :))
and then boom you are sharing a lollipop