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1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
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A Landon royer is what you’d and if call a dick. He also fucks his anime pillows at night and always says good morning to them. If you have a Landon royer in you class I’m truly sorry for you he will have so called anger issues that will make him be a dick every chance he gets. Be careful these things are dangerous and to be weary around they can set off at any moment with nothing. Landon Royer ‘s are stupid assholes that are not going to make it past 8th grade so when you see one in the wild tell it to go fuck itself
Person 1: omg did you see that kid he just said “I’m gonna fart in your face at night when your asleep”
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
Person 2: little fucker what a “Landon Royer” dude can go fuck himself
Person 1: I second that
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Landon is usually a beast of a male, an alpha if you will, he loves squatting 500 and above and can bench your girl friend. He is in fact a very hearty man but will take your girl.
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