Adjective: Usually chumps called Bazza, Chazza, Nozza, Woodzy, Choppy, Penno and Chris.

As the name suggests, they have zero mates, are smooth brain, fuck men, contribute fuck all to anything, never rock up, always contribute in their bi-weekly docking event, and most importantly are kidney bean lookin' motherfuckers.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.