Someone who is full of knowledge. A true master that knows all
by Alfreddo March 04, 2015
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A Kevin will be the most amazing person you will ever meet. Treasure him but don't pressure it. He has the most beautiful eyes and best personality. Funny,sweet, and caring but he also hides dark secrets that he might share with his closest friends. He is unforgettably cute and sweet. He will make you laugh and you gotta love him! He will be a great boyfriend! If you have a Kevin in your life, don't ever let him go and keep on loving that bitch!
boy:yo Kevin what's up
Girl: hi Kevin

Girl: will you be my boyfriend Kevin
Boy: Kevin what do you have for lunch
Teacher:Kevin what's the answer to this problem
by HeyBitch135 November 23, 2018
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Kevin, Kevin is a name that has been past down by the generations. People say all the people that had been given this name likes sonic and is gay
Is kevin here today?
by Joe step sis March 02, 2020
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An acromym:
Killing Every Vagina In the Neighborhood

Simply put, anyone named Kevin loves to pound the poon.
Bob: Man, that chick next door is fucking hot!

Kevin: Ya, I hit that.

Bob: Really?

Kevin: Hells' ya! all the bitches love to get Kevin'd.
by Poopy McPoopwell September 20, 2011
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A guy whose name has nothing to do with penises
What is up with these penis definitions for kevin?
by JimmyDinh October 21, 2011
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a male that performs great intercourse on a female
by kkgg73 January 06, 2008
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A Kevin is someone who consistently or greatly shows a complete lack of intelligence through incompetence of social and societal norms, or is purposefully antagonistic in their poor decision making. Remember the kid in your class who would constantly get in trouble for really dumb things? He was probably a Kevin. Family members, friends, coworkers, and classmates can all become Kevins.
Goddamnit Kevin!
by Imcliche November 13, 2019
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