2 or more men set off on a competition to see which man ejaculates first. The contest measures the following: amount of ejaculate, quality of the specimen, and naturally, smell. similar to boxing regulations, there are many variations of the rules and often has no clear cut winner, but unlike boxing, everyone wins in the end.
your loads are pathetic, I challenge you to a jerk-off !
by B-dones September 16, 2018
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1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.
1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles
by Jerry September 07, 2004
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1. To masturbate by rubbing the penis, jack off.

2. To waste time in an annoying way. Goof off, jerk around, fart around.

3. A person who is distracted and wasting time. Also spelled: jerk-off

4. An insult: something you'd call a person, implying vaguely that the person is clueless or inferior.
"Joe jerks off two or three times a day."
"Last night, his girlfriend jerked him off in the car."

"Is our son jerking off again, when he ought to be doing his homework?" (Yeah, the old man meant "goofing off," but he said "jerking off." Heh heh.)

"Hey, jerk-off, quit watching the game and roll some dice."

"That jerk-off? He's a total douchebag."
by vanilla g-lotto December 21, 2004
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The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.
"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.
by The E Man11231 April 09, 2017
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