A stupid sick name for a great musical incon. He is bigger then Madonna and ELvis and SOld loads more records.
wacko jacko, is a freak!
by Dave M March 7, 2004
A phrase to describe a mentally retarded cunt. Most 'Jacko D's' are stupid and deserve to be anally penetrated.
This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.
This word comes from the urban area of Perth, Western Australia.
Lad: Oh my god Aaron stop being a Jacko D that's actually fucked.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.
Aaron: No you're being the Jacko D here you fagcunt.
by SHINSRA February 28, 2019
by HA77 August 28, 2023
A KIDS FOOTBALL MANAGER WHO STILL USES SHIT WHITEBOARDS AND MAGNETS TO SHOW THE FORMATION. ALSO DROWNS SOME OF HIS INJURED KIDS. WJL 4EVA
by PUBEZZZZZZ August 15, 2017
Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.
"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"
by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020
short for uber-Jackolas. a demonic resurrection of Saint Jackolas after he has died. uber-Jacko has uber-Jesus Juice which contains the extra ingredient of peppermint and a dash of pure oxygen. more of a danger to the youth population than measles and meningitis combined.
"capable of winning any checkers game, no matter how many opponents" - Rob McLean, uber-Jacko victim
by failure33object April 26, 2005