to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 04, 2010
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Instead of walking on the side of the road trying to get a ride with your thumb out, The Polish Hitchhiker is the act of driving around picking up people on the side of the road with your dick hanging out of your pants.
Paul decided to be adventurous and help out some hitchhikers, by giving them the experience of a Polish Hitchhiker.
by hottbocks March 14, 2009
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A) A right overhanded handjob given by a passenger in an automobile.
Sally's left wrist was sprained so she gave me a reverse hitchhiker on the drive home.
by DudemanAric February 08, 2012
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When a man sticks his thumb up the females rectum, and as she opens her mouth in shock, he pisses in her mouth. This will then cause the dripping to occur, and the hitchhiker part is obvious.
i was gonna break up with this chick and found out she cheated on me, so instead of telling her i knew, i gave her The Dripping Hitchhiker and then left...
by biggiegivemeonemorechance June 05, 2010
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In the act of a blowjob, the giver inserts their thumb into the receivers anus. This is done in a classical hitchhiker motion.
My girl was giving me a Crusty Hitchhiker. When she was she held up thumb and I said “that’s doo doo baby!”
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Using one's underwear to wipe their behind in the absence of toilet paper.
That hike took a lot longer than I thought it would. I had to use the old Hitchhiker's Handkerchief and now I need new underwear.
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