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A Harley means when someone or something is being retarded or stupid. Crackhead but not on drugs (FYI me) tehe
by Snowflake12349 October 15, 2019
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Guy 1: I just gave my girlfriend a harley!
Guy 2: Really? What did she do?
Guy 1: She cried then broke up with me in a text.
Guy 2: Really? What did she do?
Guy 1: She cried then broke up with me in a text.
by dmoney242242 January 27, 2012