The first stop for the finger train.

Hale is an awesome place where all the cool people hang out. It is known for its friendly inhabitants and welcoming surroundings. Sale on the other hand is a skanky little hole. Hale is often compared with Sale; the people who compare them are idiots as Hales awesomeness is too much for Sale so they have no chance. Although Hale is smaller than Sale this is no disadvantage to Hale as it’s about quality and not quantity and Hale is pure quality. Plus Sale needs the space for all the fat people that live there! Some may argue that Sale is better that Hale because it has two tram stops, this is not a thing to boast about as that just means that they are killing the environment as they cant be bothered to walk that little bit extra thus explaining there fatness. Sale is the home to many students at Sale Grammar School, to get into this school in year 12, the grades needed are two A’s and three B’s, whereas at Altrincham Girls and Boys (where many residents of Hale go) the grades needed are four A*/A’s and two B’s so I think we know which is cleverest. Hale is often visited by celebs, Sale by hoboes. Sale in French translates to dirty, nasty, unclean, foul, greasy, messy, grimy, lousy, grubby etc. and Hale in Filipino is “go on” which is positive and supportive ( like the people who live there).

Worst person to live. All the girls hate him. The school bully, etc.

a man who is resistant to fire and can only fly when naked.

the most yucky boy you will come across. Rune Hale likes to pry on emotionally vulnerable girls and date them only to get some 7th grader pussy. He has a crush on every girl he meets and is not to be trusted.

When you total your shit

When someone makes sarcastic remarks to only one person to the point that that someone leaves an event or gathering out of annoyance.