A Glen is someone who lacks the masculinity of an alpha male. They are unconfrontational and are unable to assert male dominance.
You're such a Glen, just go ask her out already!
by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020
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When you get so drunk on wine and pass out on your bed. After you inevitablely wake up to shit you are too drunk to wipe your ass and go back to bed leaving a brown skid mark. Your wife eventually smells your shit and has to wipe your ass and the left over nuggets for you as well as buying new sheets.
"Dude I got so drunk I pulled The Glen" "Man your wife must be pissed"
by ttung95 December 05, 2019
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An all around awesome man. He's a gentleman to everyone he meets. He would do anything to help a friend. He can be quite hard headed and stubborn but is always lovable. A Glen is also the best lover you will ever find. He can be romantic, hot, wild, and gentle all in the same moment.
Every woman needs a Glen to keep her warm at night.
by TigressLady February 04, 2010
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Beating or hurting someone to the point of tears. A UK slang
John: Why’re you bleeding bro.
Jack: I was glenned in the classroom.

Y.O and SD did a glenning.
by Kwabena Asare May 13, 2019
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An Awesome guy with a huge schlong and knows how to tap that ass he is he definition of sexy and eats only pussy for breakfast lunch and dinner
Glen has the biggest dick around and girls love it!
by Steven Washington December 26, 2014
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The name "Glen" (or "Glenn") means "valley dweller" or "from the valley". It is derived from the Gaelic "gleann" and Welsh "glynn", meaning "valley".
Glen was born in a glen, so we named him Glen.
by GlenCallenderUFA March 24, 2009
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A man that has the sexual power to pull any jess
Wow that was defo a glen
by Shikari19971997 November 29, 2018
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