A red headed Jewish midget that nobody likes... the creature is unsure of its sexuality and pretends he's joking when he's wrong... takes super tiny bites of his food and looks like dexter
by Booby ore the the May 11, 2017
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a redneck car racer who is gay and is probally sucking rn
Damn that guys really pulling a garret right now if you know what i mean
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Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.

Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.
Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."
by Ian Knight September 17, 2019
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