1. a fatass cat, with orange fur

2. a president that has orange fur
garfield gave jon a BJ

garfield gave congress a BJ
by my appendage is big August 26, 2006
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To receive oral sex whilest eating lasagna.
John told me he spent last night garfielding. I'm not friends with John anymore.
by GrokMonkey August 06, 2011
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When a ginger shaves his pubes and doesnt brush them off and gets a blowjob from a girl therefore leaving hair in her mouth which she then chokes on and coughs up a "hair ball"
"Dude, I heard you hooked up with a fatty last night?"

"Haha yeah, I gave her the Garfield!"
by The Anonymous Garfield Bandit November 05, 2009
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the most retarded and un-funny comic in exsistance that somehow grosses ~1billion dollars a year on stupid consumers
Garfield: DERP HERP DERP
Audience: hahaha lets spend money
by Both Chooch and Bambam June 03, 2010
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When you have made a Human Lasagna you then eat out of the woman vagina. Saying "I hate mondays" is also optional to add some flare.
Tony: After I make the human Lasagna what do I do after.
Carl: Oh, just go full on Garfield on her, Garfielding gives massive amounts of pleasure to both of you.
by Jjayunfaced April 18, 2019
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Garfield-(Matthew Garfield)A great rapper from the west coast,that also goes by the alias of Kilo-G.One of the best freestylers in west pacific.
"Im like a dynamite stick about to blow,raps so cold aint no other like kilo/"
by kilo G September 30, 2003
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a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed
DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!
by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004
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