Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.
Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !
by la latinax3 July 07, 2009
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The act of receiving oral sex while eating lasagna and watching television.
Today is my birthday so I better get a Garfield when I get home.
by the_yeti September 19, 2012
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When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.
Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.
by RolePlayingGabe November 04, 2016
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1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
by Rodney Basil June 05, 2004
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A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.
He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.
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The coolest cartoon cat to date. Garfield was created by Jim Davis and highly succesful.

Garfield is well known for eating entirely too much, sleeping his little life away, and kicking his dog friend Odie off the table.

Extremely amusing for all generations.
The people who hate garfield are jealous because he is funnier than their own shitty comics.

Garfield will eat you.
by theplainjane April 29, 2005
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Possibly one of the best-loved comic strips in history (other than Peanuts), Garfield currently appears in thousands of newspapers worldwide. It chronicles the antics and not-so-antics of Garfield, a lazy, cynical cat that hates Mondays. A movie based on the comic strips was released in June 2004.
by dpo June 21, 2004
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