When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.
"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad
"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son
by BoschDaddy May 04, 2020
The act of shuffling a deck of cards with no regard to their orientation and therefore after drawing cards you must reorient the cards so that they are all upright. This is a concern mainly in trading card games.
by Pochi November 06, 2011
a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
by fuzzysocks May 03, 2021
A person with many fetishes, whether its ears or feet. In addition, they only wear fuzzy socks and nothing else.
Kelsey: Alvin can you stick your dirty little squiggléy dick in my ear??
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
Alvin: No you Fuzzy Socked Ferocious Freak!!
by dan_gleewang January 19, 2021
"Yeesh I got drunk on chocolate bear last night, did I say anything weird?"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"
"Yeah, you called me a fuzzy squash"
"Weird"
by Fuzzy Iguana November 15, 2017
by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020