David is introduced to someone new in the pub. “David this is Luke, he’s a pilot”

Five minutes later.
“So Luke, what does a typical pilot bank these days?”
Luke responds "Bro, seriously? That’s a Fozzy. We just met"

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak