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A fat Mexican who has disgusting hair and doesn't brush his teeth. He thinks he can beat anyone up and he has muscle, But no he is just fat. He usually cries a lot and says he has depression but doesn't. He is very over dramatic and 7/10 juans parents are divorced.
A Fat Juan is a fucking retard.
by Deadcunt123 October 06, 2017
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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