Crusty Dusty Dino

Crusty dusty dino can be used to describe a person who is not sharing and caring.
For example, Jamie McColgan was asked to get chocolate from downstairs by his loving sister as Jamie is very sneaky. Jamie said no! Therefore Jamie is a Crusty Dusty Dino.
by lil nig 🤭 August 27, 2019
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dustie the dog

a dog who has crooked teeth, an underbite, and a lazy eye who also acts very stupid all the time
Friend 1: “come meet my dog! he is such a dustie!”
friend 2: “oh yeah he is a dustie the dog!”
by lemaighphoe April 22, 2023
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Dusty Fish

A sexual manuever/prank where you take a pinch of dirt or sand and sprinkle it in the pussy, then immediately start fingerbanging the fuck out of it.
Bethenny's pussy was pretty sore after the dusty fish I gave her.
by Dr. Ducky November 30, 2020
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Dusty Surprise

When performing a 69 with an unknown cocaine drug smuggler and she then farts leaving you with, A Dusty Surprise
Ryan "Dude, that Mexican chick from last night is a drug smugler!"
Colin "Ya man I know! We were 69ing last night and she farted and gave me the biggest Dusty Surprise"
Ryan "Wow... did you snort it?"
Colin "Well yeah, I'm not an idiot"
by therealwhiteowl April 9, 2015
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Dusty Wagon

Dusty Wagon: Noun - Euphemism for a post-menopausal woman whom one either intends to, has had, or will have sexual intercourse with.
"So I took this cougar home last night only to find out she was a dusty wagon."

"Dusty wagon?"

"She was a dry ride...."

"Ouch."

"Chapped shafts all around bro...."

*tear rolls down eye*
by rocket_cat October 22, 2014
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chocolate dusty

When you bang a girl in the ass so hard it builds pressure and backfires on you.
You just received the chocolate dusty
by Chocolate dusty May 8, 2024
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Dusty Squirrel

This is used for a friend who acts like he gets laid more then you but in actuality has not gotten laid since grade school.
Jared is so high and mighty but he is just a Dusty Squirrel.
by Cheldrainos June 18, 2019
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