A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
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A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
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A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.

Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean March 05, 2016
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One of the biggest scum on the road aside from BMW and Audi drivers. 80% of the time, it is a Toyota or Lexus (sometimes even Scion) drivers who are going UNDER the speed limit in the passing lane. Or, you could just be going at the speed limit (or even higher) on the highway on a four lane road on the very most right lane. You are relaxed, when all of a sudden, this Toyota thought it would be a brilliant idea to tailgate your ass for a few minutes, even when there are no other cars blocking their way to change lanes. You then get fed up, and decide to switch lanes in the exact same speed you were going, and then they fly pass you.

No offense to Toyota, BMW, and Audi drivers who actually can drive properly. But if you would take out 80% of drivers from those three brands, the roads would be a much, MUCH better place to drive on.
One day, a Toyota Driver in a Corolla thought it would be a great idea to go 40 km per hour in a 60 zone on the passing lane. Then a few minutes later, this RAV4 was sticking right on my ass while I was going 10 km over the limit in the right lane. I temporarily switch to the left lane, and the fucker zooms past me while flipping the bird back at me. Toyota drivers are generally better than Audi and BMW drivers, but that is not saying much.
by Sdsr70 February 19, 2021
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Any driver on the road who is first at either a stop sign or a traffic signal, and when given the right of way, just sits and waits for either the road to be clear of all traffic before making the turn, or until another driver behind him "invites" him to make the turn by sounding the horn.
Cars are piling up behind that fucking uninvited driver!!
by DecemberTwentynine September 24, 2017
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Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.

My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
by Sempitality July 12, 2017
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