Dave a strong but awesome person. Dave a loving person for his family he will protect his family he will never cheet on his wife and is an awesome frien.
by Uht uht February 17, 2017
Everybody knows a Dave. Daves are genuinely very happy at all times and can make the best out of a bad situation. rarely ever showing any other emotion than being happy unless someone triggers them to feel a different way such as angered, Daves are not the type of people you want to anger they are proper blokes and can always handle themselves, they are able to handle more than one person at a time. Daves when angered are very hard to control they will rage and destroy whoever stands in there way. Although Daves show no emotion they are loving, caring, effectionate and sensitive. They know how to treat women like princesses and always will at any chance they have, they are very romantic and like to put the females before themselves. Daves are very good with there hands and relax anybody, they're great at giving massages and will always give them even without being asked to. Daves are gentleman and have great respect for women and will always protect them. Daves are aqquired with large penis's or sometimes just above average, they know how to use them too, Daves are great at foreplay and will go down on girls to show them a good time. They do not ask for much just an occasional blow job and a bacon sandwich. They have an amazing smile which could brighten up any ones day a set of dazzling eyes and often large ears Daves are hilarious always cracking jokes that will keep you laughing, they always do dumb dangerous things to keep people entertained.
I love Dave.
Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.
If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.
If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.
I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.
Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.
Daves are so good at making love!
Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?
Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!
Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!
Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!
Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!
Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!
Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!
Have you met Dave his so nice, he smiled at me and I became so happy.
If you need advice ask Dave he'll know for sure.
If that needs fixing ask Dave he can fix pretty much anything.
I looked at Dave the wrong way and he knocked me and my 5 mates out all at the same time.
Daves a beast be very careful he could knock 50 shades of red out of you.
Daves are so good at making love!
Girl 1: omg have you had sex with Dave!?
Girl 2: yesssss! His the best sex ever and I've slept with over 16 men!
Girl 1&3: I know right his so good with his penis!
Girl 4: on the subject of his wang it's so big!
Girl 1, 2, 3, 5, 6: omg! It is actually so big! But it feels so good! I can't believe his slept with all of us and none of us have anything bad to say!
Girl 7: he left my pussy looking like a cave, but then he ate me out and I went to pleasure island!
Girl 8, 9, 10: he knows how to use his tongue too!
by Every single female February 10, 2014
Dave's a dude who'd be chill with almost anything. If you're looking for a rad dude to hang out with, find a dude named Dave.
He's usually very handsome or very cute.
He's usually a dude who'd act like he has barely any emotion at all but he really just needs a hug from a friend.
His hair is usually very fluffy and smooth, but their slightly self-centered and won't let anybody touch his hair unless its himself or his lover.
And all the boys and girls want to be like him or simply like him!
And the best Dave's are Gemini, or Sagittarius.
He's usually very handsome or very cute.
He's usually a dude who'd act like he has barely any emotion at all but he really just needs a hug from a friend.
His hair is usually very fluffy and smooth, but their slightly self-centered and won't let anybody touch his hair unless its himself or his lover.
And all the boys and girls want to be like him or simply like him!
And the best Dave's are Gemini, or Sagittarius.
Boy 1; Man, Dave's so chill, and he gets all the girls! I wish I was him...
Boy 2; Join the club dude.
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Girl 1; Dave is so handsome, and he's soooo nice! I wish I was dating him....
Girl 2; Yeah, he really is! And don't we all wish we were with him?
Girl 3; Totes! And I really wanna touch his hair!
Girl 1; I tried to yesterday, but he just.... Ran away from me!
Girl 3 and 2; Wow....
Boy 2; Join the club dude.
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Girl 1; Dave is so handsome, and he's soooo nice! I wish I was dating him....
Girl 2; Yeah, he really is! And don't we all wish we were with him?
Girl 3; Totes! And I really wanna touch his hair!
Girl 1; I tried to yesterday, but he just.... Ran away from me!
Girl 3 and 2; Wow....
by weirdgal September 09, 2016
I went to lunch, had some BBQ and had to stop at the gas station to take a massive Dave!
I really hate when I get the Dave's!
I really hate when I get the Dave's!
by TunerLou June 10, 2011
The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.
"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it."
"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
"My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"
by Nekrobutcher March 13, 2012
Dave is caring and loving, he will look out for you and be there for you whether you are happy or sad. His heart is so special the way he loves and the person he is inside, if you are lucky to be loved by Dave you feel extremely special like you are the luckiest girl on the planet. He is very smart too and knows about anything and everything and he secretly likes being a smarty pants! His eyes are the most warm eyes I've ever seen and his smile will melt anyone's heart. He is strong too even though he says he isn't. He's strong and can do anything he wants to do in life. He says he is shy, but if he talked to more people he would make friends with anyone he talked with because he is just so likeable and wonderful. He is a treasure and without people like him the world would be a sad place. He is in short the most funny, loving, interesting, handsome most adorable man you will ever meet. If you know him the sun shines upon you.
Mimi - "I'm going to the movies with Dave, see you later"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
Every other person- "oh she is so lucky, I want a Dave in my life, he is so awesome. I wish I knew a Dave"
by Mimi0836 June 27, 2021

