your ex-girlfriend's stuff which you would like her to get out of your fucking house (or apartment)
"Get your crap off the floor and get the fuck out of my house you fucking skank."
by Tyler May 14, 2005
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to get in shit, get yelled at, receive disciplinary action in a violent manner
Dude, that new guy is so fucked up, he tried to photocopy his nuts and ended up breaking the glass. Henry saw the whole thing and crapped on the guy's head for it.
by ArmyDave October 24, 2006
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1. Waste from an organism in a solid form (may also be liquid; e.g. diharrea)petruding from the rectum (or asshole) in most mammals.

2. A most commonly used word in today's society as a subsitute for shit(a curse word in the english language).
My cousin told me to write a definition for crap on urban dictionary. I had nothing better to do.
by Keegan Sweett July 12, 2008
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Interchangeable with crappy; basically means of horrible quality.
That mall has such crap shops.
by Mallorey April 21, 2005
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