Most gorgeous man with emerald green eyes and slick black hair. Completely and entirely in love with his amate, Liana Bellamy. He’s extremely underrated, but highly adored by Liana. Extremely precious and often encourages himself with “it’s nerf or nothing.”
Shit dawg- who’s that gorgeous man?”
Oh that’s Conrad Bellamy.”
by conradsbech August 24, 2020
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a poor ass bitch, who pretends too be all ghetto, but in real life he just ends up as a gay/poor/poser bitch.
Me and my mom wasted all our money on lonnies blow jobs.
by Conrad Swanson September 10, 2004
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So-called doctor who chose to inject a lethal amount of drugs, including the anesthetic Propofol, into Michael Jackson's body, thus causing him to go into cardiac arrest. People who say Michael killed himself are loons, because for one, Murray PRESCRIBED an anesthetic as a SLEEP AID, because apparently he hadn't heard of, oh, Ambien. And, Michael had no idea A) how to hook up an IV, B) how to put medicine in the IV, or C) how much of the drug cocktail he would need to die. So no, he didn't kill himself. And the death was not of natural causes, so Murray killed him. I mean, jeez. Murray made personal phone calls in the time between when he found Michael Jackson not breathing and the time he called 911. I don't know about you, but if I found someone NOT BREATHING on a BED, I would put them on a floor and administer CPR, and if that didn't work, call 911! But no, first Murray calls his mommy, or whoever, then he calls other people, THEN he calls 911, THEN he administers unnecessarily violent CPR on a BED.
The Drug Fairy did NOT sneak into Michael Jackson's bedroom and O.D. him, people, so accept that Conrad Murray murdered Michael Jackson and hope that he will be charged and convicted for his B.S.
MICHAEL JACKSON'S LAST WORDS: Can I have some more of that stuf that makes me sleep? I really just want to sleep. Please.
DR. CONRAD MURRAY: Well, hmm. This big rich famous pop star just asked me to give him a lethal dose of Propofol. If I say no, he won't pay me. But if I say yes, he'll die painfully.

But if I say no...he won't pay me.
:(

*hooks Michael up to his DEATH, walks away, whistling, daydreaming about all the stuff he's gonna buy with Michael's money*
by I Hate Murderers January 02, 2010
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A school in Wilmington, Delaware with grades 6-12. It is a school with a variety of personalities, from Hockessin Girls to actually amazing people, to some douche bags, to rednecks. It is a place with some decent sports teams. The red wolves (formerly the redskins) has a rivalry with Delaware Military Academy and Charter School of Wilmington. But fuck you CSW because we have more AP classes and less assholes in our classrooms. A lot of our students cheat our way through classes, but that’s okay because we had like four students in the class of 2019 go to Ivy League schools. Overall the school is impressive with grades and we have some amazing teachers.
CSS: well Conrad Schools of Science has more AP classes and is so much cooler.

CSW: Well you guys cheat in classes.

CSS: shhhhh
by mackenZie05 June 18, 2019
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Conrad is a school in Delaware that is portrayed to outsiders as an academic school with some good sports teams. However, once you are in there is nothing to be found but white trash and severe ghetto qualities. If you go into the high school bathrooms, the first thing to hit you with be the smell of weed, and then ghetto hoe trying to tell you off. Most of the boys are either nerdy gamers or ghetto f-boys. The six graders are kept away from all this to start but as soon as you start exploring the high school level and even the older middle school, it is just a trashy school. While the courses are great, they are worthless with the constant cheating and plagiarism. Bullying is a huge problem at Conrad and the administration do nothing about it when it is reported. There are also many fights at Conrad and to the students it has become a regular.
Conrad student: “I have so much homework!”
CSW student: “bitch! You literally have one thing that you cheated on! Try having 8 hours of hw every night!”
Conrad student: “but copying is to much effort. I’ll just hit my pen and take a sick day.”

Conrad schools of science students are lazy, ghetto, and stoners
by Mr.Weedbody May 01, 2019
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Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf (1852-1925) was an Austro-Hungarian Feldmarschal and Chief Of Staff of the Austro-Hungarian military until 1917. He is famous for his grandiosely embarrassing failures in Serbia (1914), Russia (1914-1915 read Siege of Przemyśl) and Italy (1915-1917 until battle of Caporetto). He was heavily interested in old style warfare, which just didn't work anymore in the new modern era. This particular played a huge role in his failures. He is widely considered a meme and the YouTube channel The Great War even used him on their merch. He is widely considered the guide for "how not to fight a modern war".
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Conrad von Hötzendorf?

Person 2: Of course! He is the guide for how not to fight a modern war!
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Cassidy Conrad is a dumb bitch that will turn her back on you and stab you in it. She will act like your friend then go talk crap about you the second you leave. Never trust anyone named Cassidy, especially Cassidy Conrad
Cassidy Conrad is a back stabber.

Cassidy: means that she is unhorsed and not truthful
by 🥶♿️💙 October 18, 2019
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