To attend an overseas festival and get so lit that you mistake the bath tub for a toilet!
Then proceed to empty your disgusting septic shite from your bowel into the tub whilst stabilising yourself by gripping onto a female companion.
Wow! What a conlon
Its as if someone exploded a cow pat in a bath
by Mankytub March 03, 2017
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A person who is 1. Very Irish 2. Gets Drunk pretty much everyday 3. Is a bro 4. and Loves Lacrosse

These people tend to be very awesome, almost a rare find.
Guy 1: Dude look at that Conlon!
Guy 2: Dude he has an awesome polo!
Guy 3: And hes chugging mad beers, on a tuesday?!?

Conlon: Care to lax bros?
by BlankSynergy June 24, 2010
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A conlon is Irish by blood and loves to play football he might not support the best team but he is very loyal if you find a conlon your very lucky
Guy 1: who’s that new kid?
Guy 2: he’s conlon he’s so loyal
Guy 1: I wish I was his friend
by CKP.99 December 30, 2019
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when a person is mentally intoxicated and finds anything funny while being completely sober. They commonly use the catchphrase 'Na Na Na' and throw back their head when they laugh.
person 1: oh my god what is she doing!! she's running about mad chasing a pigeon
person 2: dude..she's doin' a conlon
by I'm-still-not-ready August 05, 2014
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One bad ass south african dude who can get a chicks panties of by just saying hi in his accent, plus hes got mad seagull killing skillz
devin conlon man i pulled a devin last night and she totally bought it!!!
by anonomys (wink wink) December 17, 2009
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