clowns

Malevolent creatures of pure, shrieking evil. They were formed uncountable eons ago by "HE WHO IS NOT TO BE NAMED" out of the nightmares of children and the ravings of madmen, then vomited out of the blackest pit of hell upon an unsuspecting, peaceful world. They serve their Dark Master by spreading despair, misery and hopelessness among the human race. You will know them by their ghoulishly painted death faces, their rainments of nausea inducing
colours, and their fondness for frightening babies. They can be driven away with a Crucifix, holy water, Bible or semi-automatic shotgun.

I would rather have the Aryan Brotherhood after me than be in a roomfull of clowns.

by weasel1969 March 4, 2008

clown

the most evil and revolting creatures ever to be placed on this foul wretched earth.

oh my god a clown is going to eat me (not like that you sick fucks)

by Fieldy November 29, 2003

Clown

A nickname that can mean you, trump, or biden

Smart person: “look it’s a clown”
Unsmart person: *clown noises* 🤡🤡🤡🤡

by Rainie Daye April 29, 2022

clown

A person who is humourous without intention, therefore is a dumb muthafucker. See rehab.

Matt: 'You fucking clown'
David: 'Am not :('

by Rock DJ June 24, 2005

clown

A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

Sick, did you see Kyra trying to wear blush today? She looks like a freakin clown.

by AztecDub June 6, 2004

clowning

to make fun of, make light of.

or the act of being silly.

Susie and her crew were clowning Rosa for having toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

by kayla December 15, 2003

clown

someone who acts like a total fool, a fucking idiot

That kid just slipped on a banana peal, what a clown!

by BFizzle December 5, 2003