A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
Hey, Don't Be A Carlton
by FluffyWolf52439 November 17, 2017
A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"
Person 2 performs the Carlton
Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
Person 2 performs the Carlton
Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
by Bob-A January 07, 2009
Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
by Jay-TDE July 30, 2009
Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
Carlton from Fresh Prince
by m-dubya March 07, 2005
a lovely guy, who generally cares about his friends.
he is good in bed and easy to please; but is not always faithful to his partners.
but damn, he is HOT.
he is good in bed and easy to please; but is not always faithful to his partners.
but damn, he is HOT.
by but.head78 August 20, 2010
A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
by Chaka-chaka April 24, 2009
Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the stereotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes...
...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
by ttransfer February 11, 2008