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The Cam is a phrase used to label a person, typically male, that is a joke to society. Much the same as a "Karen" The Cam will whinge and complain and feel the world evolves around them.
Typical things A Cam will do include, but aren't limited to:
1. Will hold you hostage in your own place of residence
2. Whinge for months about being dumped.
3. Will make everything in the past that involved the 2 of you be about the The Cam and how he was helping you
4. Be an anti vaxer
Unlike a Dan were all Dan's are the man it does not work for Cam's
Typical things A Cam will do include, but aren't limited to:
1. Will hold you hostage in your own place of residence
2. Whinge for months about being dumped.
3. Will make everything in the past that involved the 2 of you be about the The Cam and how he was helping you
4. Be an anti vaxer
Unlike a Dan were all Dan's are the man it does not work for Cam's
Damn dude. Stop having A Cam and man up
Seriously brother. Get your head out of your arse. You are being A Cam
Grow up. She broke up with you 4 months a go. You dated on and off for 3 years. You need to stop being A Cam and get on with life
Seriously brother. Get your head out of your arse. You are being A Cam
Grow up. She broke up with you 4 months a go. You dated on and off for 3 years. You need to stop being A Cam and get on with life
by Not the man Cam April 02, 2021
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Verb.
To have have a Cam is to sexually become involved in a gothic threesome; preferably near lakes and logs, or on top of the chair of doom. It has been said that if you look between your legs you see Maura.
To have have a Cam is to sexually become involved in a gothic threesome; preferably near lakes and logs, or on top of the chair of doom. It has been said that if you look between your legs you see Maura.
Kevin: Ahhhhh!
Maura: Ohhhhh!
Cameron: Kev, stop trying to rape Maura!
Kevin: Yeah fuck raping her! Let's have a Cam!
Maura: = *strips*
Cameron: = *whips out 2 inch cock*
Kev: Ahahaha look at Cam!
Cameron: -.-
*All engage in threesome*
*Beep sound*
Ant: Shit! It's the pigs!
Pigs: STOP!
*Psycho poodle jumps out and eats everyone while old fat guy sits back and watches in awe*
Maura: Ohhhhh!
Cameron: Kev, stop trying to rape Maura!
Kevin: Yeah fuck raping her! Let's have a Cam!
Maura: = *strips*
Cameron: = *whips out 2 inch cock*
Kev: Ahahaha look at Cam!
Cameron: -.-
*All engage in threesome*
*Beep sound*
Ant: Shit! It's the pigs!
Pigs: STOP!
*Psycho poodle jumps out and eats everyone while old fat guy sits back and watches in awe*
by Rf3mZ September 02, 2007