Not to be mistaken for calum he is a calm sloth like creature who has odd fetishes I usually nuggets. He masturbates more than the average man. He watches ufc most of the time (usually with a pillow over his lap) and takes 2 showers per week.
Guy:"I see you were over at Callum's house at the weekend?"
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
Girl:"yeah we were watching the mcgregor Diaz fight. He was very attached to his pillow, when I picked it up afterwards there was a big dent in it."
by Scottish warrior August 31, 2016
A faggot with tourrettes and watches gay porn. This beast can occasionally be spotted fingereing his dog's urethra in public restrooms. In some circumstances its penis can nearly grow to a staggering 5cm.
by Certainly not Callum February 19, 2018
Person 1: ayo cuh, i heard ricks girl cheated on him cuz he give crush crush more attention than her
Person 2: ricks gone farrrr too deep mannn, i aint ever thought none of my friends finna be a callum one day
Person 2: ricks gone farrrr too deep mannn, i aint ever thought none of my friends finna be a callum one day
by doofypuuty March 31, 2021
by Curry King 123 February 22, 2021
callum looks like an absolute fucking lad. He’s probably off fucking models or fixing some problem NASA are having difficulties with.
by Definitely not callum March 04, 2021