Kendal calling is a festival held in the grounds of lowther a village in Cumbria usually at the end of July.
It is a 3 day event and camping is included in the price.
They have some great bands and musicians playing,well worth coming if you don't mind camping and the rain.

When you're eating someone's ass and they fart in your face and your cheeks make it sound like a duck call.

- verb
When a public servant or politician demonises those who require the assistance of the publicly funded social safety net to survive, and yet seems oblivious to their own parasitic existence.
From the native Australasian bird, the Eastern Koel (Eudynamys orientalis) which has a piercing and strangely seductive call, but is also a brood parasite to smaller birds.

Owing someone a large amount of money and offering a much lower then valued payback

need to go to the bathroom to make feces

A morning booty call.

Normally a girl that fancies mt10 owners so much that they want to be just like them but they can’t handle an mt10 so they go for a little restricted mt07.