I call horse nuts is just a proper way of saying I call Bullshit

if someone tells you this sentence, it literally means that they will never call you. as a matter of fact, they will either forget about it or ignore it.

What you tell your wife when yo side bitch is calling in.

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.

A phrase employed to point out the extremely obvious, off a memorable, widely shared Twitter exchange about Jesus writing the Bible. The misspelling of "sweetie" as "sweaty" lends it a perfect killer twist. A more ironic, in-the-know version of "duh," usually pronounced with dripping sarcasm.

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

The action of blowing into a beer bottle making a Whistling sound that attracts a karimoose chubufu's at the end of the night typically at a bar or party.