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The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.
A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.
by Casey5Star January 04, 2013
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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