When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
by Nicholas Duda October 21, 2015
by Stage 11 Cancer April 22, 2021
Something your trainer tells you to eat because they hate you and all things tasty. Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
"Hey, do we have any bread?"
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
"Yeah, it's in the fridge. It's really cool, it's call Ezekiel bread, and it's - "
"That is not bread. That is an abomination. Don't ever lie to me again."
by jxxp July 24, 2019
We had a great time on our first date, but I didn't know I'd be running the bread route after the movie....
by poppapico69 July 17, 2010