One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids
I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher
by dw6245 December 19, 2009
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A Squatcher is a particular kind of idiot. He is a simple, easily fooled (usually) cis male who loves terrible locker room humor and is so insecure that they base their existence what other men think of them. They generally smelly and hairy. They excel at conforming and being cheap. They also judge a book by its cover. They only care about being told they are MEN.
“(Mans Name) bought that crap to get girls?? Ha ha! Dumba*s*! What a “squatcher.”
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