"Yeeeeah, my big toe got to 9th base last night!"

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

mike: oh my justin! did you hear, josh and jessie got to 9th base last week!
tim:holy shit, that's why she hasn't been at work all week!

currently only Chuck Norris has achieved 9th base.

Jacob : Hey man, Im so going to 9th base with you tonight is that cool?

Dan Mcgree : Hell yes its cool, I want it badly I hope your ok with it though..

omgomg i got to 9th base last night with a welshman