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Exhausting of all unemployment benefit's allowed to you by law. 99 weeks of unemployment is the maximum allowed by law in any given state with Federal and State extended benefits.
Tom's a 99er and I don't know how much longer he'll be able to pay his bills if he does not get a job or some help.
by UnderStandMe March 21, 2010
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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To rub an eraser up and down the back of your hand 99 times, leaving a noticable red mark. Usually performed by kids under the age of 12
jason: Hey what's that on your hand?
Callum: I was doing a 99er
by xndrh1 January 08, 2009
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Refers to people who knew absolutely nothing about cycling prior to Lance Armstrong's first Tour De France victory in1999. They are prone to pontificating on tactics, race history, team profiles etc. like they were the second coming of Jacques Goddet, albeit usually incorrectly. They also are under the mistaken impression that Phil Liggett is a good commentator.
Lazyrider is a 99er.
by Joepie July 22, 2009
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Being elite at the buttons or with the 'in' group of the Virtual Hockey World.
Tom is really good, he must be a 99er.

Nice Circle Jerk 99ers.
by Anonymous12345645 April 17, 2014
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Someone who edits players and teams on sports games (NCAA Football 09, Madden 09, NBA LIVE 2K9, etc.) and makes every single attribute, of every single player on their favorite team a perfect rate of 99.
Tom: I went over to Bill's house to play madden and I just couldn't beat him. He was unstoppable.

Ralph: I know, the same thing happened to me. He edits the players.

Tom: Wow, what a 99er.
by AA is god February 03, 2009
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A Burger King ©® Product which costs 99 cents..
Bumdass :Whoohoow! Hey dude what did you pay for this awesome Burger ??
Badass: 99 cents FUCKER!
by 1ct-on! January 13, 2005
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