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Good Lord. Lets finalize this shit.
911 - Sports car
9-1-1 - Emergency Number
September 11 - the day terrorists attacked America.

Lets not trivialize the sacrifice our Public Servants paid that day by saying "nine-eleven" "nine one one".

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by provocyclist March 04, 2004
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A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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A fake holiday...worse than the rainbow community cause they're dead...I would make another joke but I'd crash and burn
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George Bush's excuse to begin turning America into a police state.
9-11: Sorry ma'am, we have to search your handbag to make sure that you're not a TERRORIST
by Wayze July 10, 2008
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1.) The emergency number in the US.

2.) A sports car, the Porsche 911.

3.) Common miswritten name for the September 11, 2001 Terrorist Attacks, also known as 9/11 or 9-11.

4.) A British Overseas Airways flight that crashed in 1966
"He broke his neck; call 911!"

"Dude, did you see that guys 911?"

"Jon, it's 9/11, not 911. For that reason you get a B on your paper"

"Did you know that there was a plane with the number 911 that crashed back in the 60's?"
by NYC Cops Ain't To Smart September 10, 2011
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Normally one of the following:

1. Something cowards call when they can't handle someone themselves and are easily offended.

2.A life saver
1. A 350 pound guy, his friend and girlfriend couldn't beat up James when he told them what they needed to hear so they dialed 911 and cops arrested him.

2. My brother dialed 911 when I was choking on food and I was rushed to the Hospital and released the next day.
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The day with the event that finally gave the US government the perfect excuse to scare the rights out of most citizens. God DAMN America.
i~i - T-H-E - P-A-T-R-I-O-T - A-C-T - i~i
by Eric Melech April 19, 2005
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