The number of theses that Martin Luther posted up on the Wittenburg Church in Europe. This groundbreaking event shattered common belief and the Church's influence. His 95 theses sparked the reformation world wide. This gradually led to the Glorious revolution where Churches had less power, Catholic rule was decreased, and people became literate. Johannes Guttenburg's invention of the printing press helped Martin Luther spread his ideas like a wild fire.

The hours sheep work in their shitty desk jobs. This is unfortunately the fate that Mauro Bomba will suffer after high school. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Mythical hours that hardly anybody works anymore. Some might still work 8 hours, but they're mostly not 9-5.

1. 9.5 is my nickname
a. Size of penis
b. Number of fingers

2. The ladies and most men love 9.5

the greatest number of all time

A euphemism for blasting cum

This is when you have a significantly high amount of marijuana to the point where you can only refer to the number 95 and you say it in the most sorrowful and deathly way possible. This means you are easily influenced and are classed as mentally retarded.