You work a 9 to 5. You can't get a "hand 9 to 5" or "blow 9 to 5" or "rim 9 to 5". That's just dumb if you say that.
by Nick D March 31, 2003
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term βsecond stringβ in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A βSecond String Friendβ is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term βsecond stringβ in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A βSecond String Friendβ is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldnβt make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
by DizzyLizzy November 16, 2006
A sub category of pornography, in which a hot 9 is standing next to a plain 5. The plain looks of the 5 allows the 9 to transcend the barrier of being a 9 and attain the perfection of being a 10.
This new 9 to 5 porn has really helped employ a lot of mildly attractive people in the porn industry.
by Chief_D November 19, 2016
An extremely hot chick who becomes much less so when she begins to talk, revealing the inner workings (or lack thereof) of her pea sized brain. Not a problem for short term satisfaction but greatly reduces any chance of long-term relationships. A 9 to 5 sometimes shows uncanny knowledge in certain areas, such as the names of Brad and Angelina's kids or the price of designer handbags.
Bob: You see that chick I was talking to - she's smoking hot, but . . .
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
Ed: But what?
Bob: She thought Dick Cheney was a sort of necklace you wear on your pecker.
Ed: Total 9 to 5. You gonna try to bone her anyway?
Bob: Fuck yeah - I'm gonna show her my Dick Cheney!
by danojamo December 29, 2008
A 9 to 5 is a main chick being compared to weekdays. The metaphor originated from SZA's "The Weekend".
You're like 9 to 5, I'm the weekend.
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
Make him lose his mind every weekend. You take Wednesday, Thursday, then just send him my way
by wtfisapseudoym August 14, 2017
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