When recieving (head) the girl gurgles alcohol in her mouth. Be sure to (ejaculate) into her mouth, to create a mixture with the alcohol. She then spits the creamy combination onto your (pubic hairs). Once the combonation has hit the body light it on fire, and let it burn. This should create a clean and fresh shave, looking like a 9 o'clock shadow.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk