Urban Dictionary: 9 december

the national kick that bitch who’s birthday is today

hey happy birthday: “kicks”
BITCHH WHAT WAS THAT

Me: remember todAys 9 DeCeMbEr!!!

by Sister james December 05, 2020

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slap someone with the name simon and kick him in the balls 36 times

simon its 9 december, you know what that means
oooga wooga buuuga wuuuga

by notmarcoiswear December 03, 2020

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december 9 is a day when you get to slap your best friend in the ass for no apparent reason

*slap* god damn why do you keep slapping my ass gay shit

because its december 9

by clobamacare November 06, 2019

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Ask out your crush day

Her: will you go out with me

Him: yes

December 9th

by Alliebaker55 December 02, 2019

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National Flat Ass Day
This is a day to celebrate all the flat asses out there. Don’t be sad about your flat ass be proud. They are equally appreciated.

Guy 1 “Damn! She got one flat ass.“
Guy 2 “It’s okay, it’s December 9, National Flat Ass Day.”
Guy 1 “You know what? You’re right we gotta respect this day.”

by flat ass nelly🍝 October 17, 2019

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a sagittarius. a bad bitches birthday. a day to celebrate 😋

c - when yo birthday ?
o - december 9
c - ay bad bitchs birthday

by joe momma 😋 October 15, 2019

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It’s National kiss your girl day. You have to kiss your girlfriend, she can’t kiss you. You can do it anywhere at school, work, home, the park anywhere.

December 9

- Hey so today is national kiss your girl day
-Ohh so you going to kiss your girl?
- Sure am!

by notyourgirl6777 October 26, 2019

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