The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
A telephone area code. It borders area codes 661, 818, 559 and 831. 805 is basically Ventura County and Santa Barbara.
The local phone carriers in 805 are:
SBC Pacific Bell, Verizon (used to be GTE)
The local phone carriers in 805 are:
SBC Pacific Bell, Verizon (used to be GTE)
It's not a status symbol. It's an area code.
by someone June 10, 2004
Area Code where it all started 805 is the life style of the cent coast of cali, we do it harder, faster, deeper, bigger, louder and longer be it parties that last for days , rides that dwarf the dunes, drinking at the 6am happy hour in A-town, killin bitches and dumpin there bodies in the aquaducts south of wasco/shafter, concerts in SLO county, hacking out of Santa Barabara, surfing the whole damn thing and fucking everything that has the possibility to evolve to talk..
GUY 1:Yo, lets go to the 805 to party.
GUY 2:Fuck it lets go get destroyed..
GUY 3:It's time to smack some bitches up..
GUY 2:Fuck it lets go get destroyed..
GUY 3:It's time to smack some bitches up..
by 805 November 17, 2007
A term for the 805 area of Ventura County. The community that trueley represents the area between the Bay and LA. Home to sevral Top underground artists such as Madlib, OHNO, Kankick, Roc-C, MED, DJ ROMES, D-TRAGIC & 805HipHop.Com, POK, BIG CAZ and several others.
D-Tragic reps the 805 to the fullest!
by D-Tragic October 23, 2008
a place located in central coast of california it is the area code for San Luis Obispo County, Santa Barbara County, and Ventura County but now white boys who have never been to LA, fresno, detroit or somewhere dangerous in thier life and wanna be mexican gangsters who think they're "thug" have taken the name 805 for a gang trying to be the gangsters they wish they were and will probably never amount to anything in there entire life mostly consist of high school kids to older people in theyre 20-30's who dont have a college degree and need to get a life and stop thinking they know what gangster is because they never will and will get stabbed by a real thug one day or worse by trying to act gangster towards them
by elfboy86 August 25, 2011
805 is a east-coast gang located in the heart of broward county florida. It is composed of three basic branches kind of like the U.S. Government. The Godfather, or the crew figure head. The Recording secretery, the person in charge of keeping tabs and track of crew events, and the admissions secretery the person in charge of admitting new members. In order to get into the 805 there is always a ceremony or 'jihad' as it is reffered to within the crew. There are three and only three ways to get into the 805. First, there must be a unanimous decisssion by all members and approval from the crew's governing party. Second the individual wanting to join must take part in a secred crew tradition which involves a mailbox, and lastly if the individual is female she needs to get punched in the face.
"Liek OMg i'm so Drunk can i be in the 805; i'll do anything you guys are SOOO cool, i'll totally piss in this bottle for you and poor it all over that mailboxx, and can one of you please punch me in the face?"
by XXXgodfatherxx September 06, 2009
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

