A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
by Marcthetumblrguy March 31, 2018
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I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.
That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.
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