A tiny weiner.

The 8 is the balls.
The - is the tiny shaft.
The > is the nonexistant "mushroom"

It can also be used as a happy face.

The 8 is a pair of sunglasses.
The - is the nose.
The > is the mouth.
EX. 1
Robert: Heh. Joe has a 8->. He's not a man.
Steve: Haha!
Joe: What!?
Robert: ...
Steven: ...
Robert: You have a small dick.

EX. 2

Robert: Haha, Joe! You're so cool!
Steve: Yeah!
Joe: 8->
Robert: OMG! You have a tiny weiner!
by krazykushluk November 12, 2006
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8==8 can be used to denote docking, a sexual act in which one inserts the tip of his penis into another one's foreskin, thus creating the "ball (8) to ball tube."
"Yo, me and my main man had such a fun night last night, we did some 8==8 and everything."
by mrfortner May 01, 2016
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“<8” means “love forever” or “a lot of love” :)
Lila - I LOVE YOU
Jess - I LOVE YOU TOO
Lila - <3
Jess - <8
by heartsforells April 30, 2021
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you've heard of 69, laughed at 420
Now I present to you -8 haha
by JoeBackhand December 08, 2020
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A symbol used in texting or email before a sentence to indicate sarcasm.
Person 1: hey, is this a cool movie or what?

Person 2: 8/ oh yeah, i love the casting.
by Mirza B June 18, 2008
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