Text penis. Used in online conversations and/or mobile/cell phones.
xxxSexxixxx: Hey babe
~~Hawt~~: hey, suk mi 8=0
xxxSexxixxx: k
by Captian parrot stalker April 24, 2005
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A schlong splooging on a face


P.S- She swallows.......
Kevin- hey lets draw a penis splooging on face

Tim- But im not a good drawwer

Kevin-No problem, just draw this awesome spoogling grawing made by Fizzlebitch, "8======D< :0
by Johm Cock July 31, 2008
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a way to indicate that you either want a blowjob or want to give someone one without actually saying the words " I want you to suck my dick" or " I want to suck your cock". This might be used to avoid awkwardness.
joe: Hey

kim: Hi

Joe: can i ask something?

kim: sure

joe: :0 <==8

kim: ;) sure babe,
by dennisman456 November 25, 2010
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one who gives giant dicks a deepthroat and go all de wae down
did you see that hot girl give him a :0<================8
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It's a fucking math equation asshole...BUT, *sigh* if I must explain:
69 (mutual oral sex.)
minus
8=D (dick.)
equals
(0) (pussy.)
There, happy now? Wanna work at Ronald McfuckingDonalds forever? Then write this on every math test.
Evaluate:
7x + y + 54 - 3b ÷ 13x • 2y =?
answer: 69 - 8=D = (0).
by A7X forever September 16, 2010
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