Urban Dictionary: 8====================================================================================================================================================================================D

A symbol to represent a penis, of fair size. Used in Messengers. Good for cyber chats.

Guy: Oh yes, you are making me so hard. My penis can feel the jeans getting tighter and tighter. I slowly unzip it.

Girl: Ohhh yes....

Guy: 8=D

Girl: OMFG!!!

Guy: Crap, I mean 8=====D***

by w00tmon January 10, 2005

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8=D

An extremely small penis or chode, with an enormous head but small balls

Girl: You want to come over tonight?
Guy: Sure my 8=D is ready
Girl: WTF REALLY!!?
Guy: Omg sry I meant 8==========D

by TheWeedWalker69 November 05, 2015

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8==D~{(.)}

An emoticon for cumming inside of a vagina.
A penis spraying semen into a vagina.

8==D is the penis

~ is the semen

{(.)} is the vagina

Hey, babe. Let's do it tonight.

What do you mean?

8==D~{(.)} ;)

by Charizard Sexiness November 13, 2013

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8==D~~

a penis that has cummed

send me a pic of your 8==D~~

by harget6969 May 08, 2008

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8==D

Clearly, a man with a big nose.
Someone looking up this definition obviously sees it as a penis.

Dude, did you see John and his huge nose the other day?
Yeah man, he looked like this! 8==D

by [: March 30, 2008

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8==========D

AIM dick

I want your 8==========D.
OR
My 8==========D is very big.

by xI Love Toweliex October 07, 2003

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8========D

What do you think this is?

Hey, go suck a 8========D you bitch!!!! Add some jizz to it!!! 8========D~~~~~~~~~~ <--- "~~~" is jizz!!!

by Negger November 07, 2003

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