Toyota's 70 series single and double cab landcruisers, over priced, under powered V8 and an interior that's stuck in the 1980's.
A blank canvas to throw 50k plus at if you want a half decent 4wd.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A capable 4x4 that usually gets nissans out of mud and has more balls than any bloke on the earth

Much better than a Patrol. Is usually always working and fixing the ute. Nothing is ever in place or sounding mechanically okay.

Never wins the drag races at the traffic lights.

But still will always be better than a Patrol.