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Step 1. Get more shitfaced than you've ever been in your entire life.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Step 2. Find someone you've only ever met once, like that one massive bitch from highschool who always used to fuck that one fuckmuffin at school but everyone secretly wanted to fuck anyway.
Step 3. Using telepathy to brainwash her and/or the threat of killing her entire family with your jackhammer shoes, get her drunk off her ass.
Step 4. Go back in time and double check that she's still a good lay while she's drunk.
Step 5. Come back to the present. If step 4 showed she's no good in bed while drunk, start over at step 1.
Step 6. If step 4 showed that she's still good in bed even while drunk, engage in at least 17.32 bases with her.
Step 7. Eat pi.
Step 8. Eat pie.
Step 9. Use your reality warping superpowers to bring comic book and/or video game characters to life that you want to fuck.
Step 10. Fuck the characters you brought to life in step 9.
Step 11. Repeat at least 41 more times.
Step 12. Engage in base 42.
Craig: "Yo, Jake, you'll never guess where I've been for the past week and a half."
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
Jake: "You're absolutely right, Craig. I won't guess."
Craig: "Fine. Whatever. I'll just tell you. I got to 78th base."
Jake: "... What the fuck is wrong with you, man? Why are we even friends? And how the fuck do you even eat pi?"
by pyrokine2 March 10, 2016
May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021