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Oddly enough, 76th base is nothing more then a candle lit dinner in a cliched romantic destination. I know, what a let down.
Man 1: Dude, I heard you took your girlfriend to Paris.
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss
Man 2: Yeah, we got to 76th base at an Italian restaurant by the Eiffel Tower.
Man 1: Oh well that's sweet... you fuck her after?
Man 2: No.
Man 1: Puss
by Jason "Reckless" Pavlick June 17, 2010
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005