Alien: When is the party?
Humans: July 7, 7700 A.D. see you soon *sun swallows the earth*

Alien: 👽🤟⭐️⭐️

Ay it's the 7 july you know what that means

joe “it’s july 7” hunter “so?” joe “go give your girlfriend your hoodie!” hunter “why”
joe “it’s a national event!!” hunter “oh thanks joe!!”

On July 7 you have to kiss a girl named Evelyn

July 7 is the day u ask ur ex out and tell him/her u miss her or u ask them to be your best friend and if they say no say ur just gonna forget all the fun stuff we had together 😢😪