The average amount of time a school day takes, tends to feels more like 10 thousand years, and that number is bolstered by homework.
Once I tried to get a 100 person petition for the school to put a sign right outside of the school that would say
"welcome to hell" so new students would know what they were in for when arriving for the first time.

how long you have to live after youve been jigged by somebody under the curse of teh jig of death unless you jig somebody else

The most common exaggeration of time such as when driving or participating in some other form of transportation