ln(69)*(100-0.666)

The fancy version of Mary Jane's number.

"Type ln(69)*(100-0.666) in your calculator"
"Dude, that's the TV remote."

by Mr. Smith, Jr. November 30, 2020

pinocchio 69

When you 69 like Pinocchio and mistake your nose for a hose.

Then, tell a lie. It grows bigger and bigger until you blow your wad and collapse like a puppet then scream "oh no, my nose is dripping like my hose"

I just wanted to do a 69 with Doug but he insisted we Pinocchio 69.

Well wouldn't you know, no tissues.

What a fucking mess!!!

by Crotch pheasant June 23, 2014

.swaggy.69

literally the funniest person and so so so hot. super sexy and they are the best

dude did you see .swaggy.69 she’s so hot

by NOT.swaggy.69 February 22, 2021

*69

Mutual anilingus.

“Hey do you know why it’s called *69?”
“Oh, because the * looks like a butthole.”

by buttholeavenger October 21, 2022

rocket 69

When you both blast off at the same during the sex position 69!

My boyfriend and I totally did rocket 69 last night. 3.. 2.. 1.. blast off!!! 🚀

by ZND June 18, 2022