Urban Dictionary: 69

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"Hey how much money do you have?"
"69 cents."
"Heh. You know what that means..."
*In tears* "I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

by SethTheMage February 10, 2019

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Leave Britney Alone

An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007

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the fucking number that comes before 70

1,2,3,4,5,6,8,9,10.....65,66,67,68,69,70

by jplar February 14, 2017

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Nice

(6 x 9)+(6+9)=69
Why I love being a math nerd, because NICE

by Y'all are Stupid October 22, 2019

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A number you dirty minded price of shit

69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.

by FuckBoiiMcGee March 10, 2016

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A number which had sadly been tainted by perverts and internet hermits as a sexual innuendo.

Guy 1: "Hey what's 35 + 34?"
Guy 2: *sigh* "69..."
Guy 1: "Nice."

by Gamsung Salaxy October 22, 2019

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Possibly the most awkward number ever, due to its sexual meaning.

In public, the number 69 is either avoided or smirked at.

Mom: Honey, how much does that can of tuna cost?
Offspring: Six- er, seventy cents.

Math teacher: The homework tonight is on page 69 to 71.
(Students giggle)

by iloveawkwardsituations August 31, 2010

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